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Every single year, the tragically unfunny bourgeois cunts at Harvard hold their Hasty Pudding Awards, and every single year the guys dress up as women and torture two people from Hollywood with asinine skits and comedy so awful and unfunny, they might as well bring them to a hospital to watch a stillbirth.
Here is the very first entry for a “hasty pudding harvard” search on youtube. It’s for Scarlett Johannsson in 2007. I dare you to make it past 3 minutes. It would be less painful to just pour lemon juice in your eyes for 3 minutes.
Yesterday Anne Hathaway was the big winner. And hold on to your funny bones, because the guys all dressed in drag. Again. Get it? It’s funny because a gentleman isn’t supposed to wear a dress. Do you get it? They consider this joke so strong they’ve been doing it again and again for over 50 years. Al Qaeda doesn’t even run things into the ground this bad.

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